Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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