So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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