You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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