I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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