FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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