you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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