I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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