She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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