waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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