this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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