i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Terrible idea I love it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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