You surviving the open bar?
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im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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