So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No subtext here. People are naked.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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