Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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