New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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