I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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