Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
