Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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