I want to walk on stilts...naked
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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