But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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