all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
