Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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