Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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