I'm going to jail i love you
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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