I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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