Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
