Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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