So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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