I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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