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(916): View more from California

Michael Bay diarrhea

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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(812): View more from Indiana

Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?

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You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?

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(516): View more from New York

I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.

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(253): View more from Washington

The pine trees are waving at me.

(907): View more from Alaska

Put the pipe down honey.

(253): View more from Washington

Hi trees.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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(212): View more from New York

he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here

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