laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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