"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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