Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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