You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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