thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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