Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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