Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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