party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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