Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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