i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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