i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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