i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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