he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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