Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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