I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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