Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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