Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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