I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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