kristin has been a bad kristin
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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