why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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