What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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