I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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